搞笑英語笑話

時間：2024-10-09 20:53:24 英語笑話

搞笑英語笑話兩則

　　Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

搞笑英語笑話兩則

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you'restupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一個老師在對學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

　　小約翰尼站了起來。

　　“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

　　“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”

　　A physics Examination 一次物理考試

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考試時，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

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