初中英語笑話

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初中英語笑話大全

　　初中英語笑話大全一：

初中英語笑話大全

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

　　"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

　　初中英語笑話大全二：

　　"Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?""I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much.""Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."

　　初中英語笑話大全三：

　　"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with(爭吵) my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or a threat?""Do you think there are differences between the two?" his friend asked."Yes, quite a lot. If it is a promise, that means that my wife is sure to be with her mother, and if a threat, that my mother-in-law will move and live with us."

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