中學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
中學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)一：
Isn’t it wonderful?
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"
中學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)二：
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
"I’m the people. All I do is pay."
中學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)三：
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
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